Thought I'd post something a little different, if only because budgeting for our water/sanitation projects is making me slightly loopy and after two weeks, I'm finding the quirks of life in Mbarara rather entertaining. Ready to play?
Crested crane sighting: 20 points. They are Uganda's national bird, and rather graceful. Major patriotism points.
Maribu sighting: -5 points. These, on the other hand, are dreadful creatures. Kind of like a cross between a heron and a pelican, but with scabies and a very menacing demeanour, they look simply awful.
Someone shouts "mzungu!" as you walk past: 3 points. "Mzungu" means "white person", but is more a term of endearment and bewilderment than offence. 5 bonus points if the person shouting at you is over the age of 10.
Finishing a Ugandan portion of matoke: 10 points. Matoke is a type of plantain, and a staple of most Ugandan meals. Although very tasty, it's about twice as dense as mashed potato and tends to come piled high. Eating the lot is a commendable achievement.
Falling for mzungu prices: -20 points. 10,000 shillings for a watermelon?! Pffft.
Swerve to avoid an enormous pothole on the road: 2 points. The not-getting-stuck part deserves at least 5, although marks are justifiably deducted for the slightly hair-raising fashion in which we avoid the craters in the road.
Nil points for a boda boda sighting along, as these motorbikes are everywhere, but 2 bonus points are awarded if anything interesting is strapped to the back. A full single bed is a personal favourite sighting.
Someone telling you something is "very OK" or "very fine": 10 points. Huge compliment. Good job.
Impromptu group performance at a school culture day: 15 points for effort, points for coordination and musical talent debatable. On a group visit to Shuuku at the weekend, eleven PWs and two coordinators cobbled together a strange mash-up of "London's Burning" and "We Will Rock You" at the last minute. It was as strange as it sounds. Don't ask. Snaps of some slightly more talented performers below.
Pink shoes and a titanic papaya given to us by one of our colleagues |
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